Thursday 26 February 2009

This cheerful disposition is brought to you today by a strong cup of coffee...

... and Emma 'cover me with glue and dip me in glitter':


What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?......... . We better get some support before people start thinking we're nuts!!!

Three nuns sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes by and flashes them. Two nuns had a stroke. One couldn't reach.

What do you call a chav in a freezer?....... Solid!

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage's,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager.
BARMEN.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive.

The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbours

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

Irony - It's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.

Wonder if the queen ever pulls the duvet right up to their neck and says.. "look Philip I am a stamp"

Two canibals eating a clown,one said to the other does this taste funny to you?



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